Archive for the Pre-2010 Snorts Category

Oscar Awards Best Supporting Actor is Heath Ledger in Dark Knight - tears all over!

Posted on February 22, 2009 by admin

His father Kim talked about Heath’s quiet determination to be accepted among his peers, while his mom Sally Bell talked about “Heath’s compassion and his generous soul.”

His sister Kate accepted the award on-behalf of Heath’s daughter Matilda.

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Superman vs. Batman - who wins?

Posted on February 1, 2009 by admin

Superman vs. Batman is an argument that comic book followers.

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Poor Jake Delhomme - Carolina Panthers quarterback throws 5 interceptions…

Posted on January 11, 2009 by admin

What the hell was going on with Jake Delhomme today?

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George Bush and “the Shoe”

Posted on December 20, 2008 by admin

We all saw the YouTube video of the shoe flying across the path towards George Bush. The crowd of reporters was so awestruck, that the assailant was lucky enough to throw ANOTHER shoe. That bodes the question - Why didn’t anyone react with the first throw?

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Ol’ Dick Cheney had a farm - ee ii ee ii oo! Dick Cheney indicted and may be going to jail for having a farm of prisoners.

Posted on December 18, 2008 by admin

It looks like ol’ Dick Cheney had a farm - a farm of prisoners.

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Noobie on a soapbox - “Twitter, Digg, Facebook, Firefox and Apple” all suck!

Posted on November 13, 2008 by admin

I was laughing today when I heard one of my blog champ buddies argue with a “Newb” - or should I say “Noob”. The Newb, Mr. Noob, from here on out was so LOST about the whole system. Noobs suck.

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Barack Obama and Joe Biden Secret Service Code Names Revised

Posted on November 11, 2008 by admin

joe biden lollipop, jill biden candy cane, barack obama jackal, barack obama renegade, michelle obama hyena, michelle obama renaissance, malia obama cheetah, malia obama radiance, sasha obama zebra, sasha obama rosebud, jill biden capri, joe biden celtic, secred service code names revised

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Bear Stearns Chief Risk Officer Michael Alix laughs at Americans. “The public is so stupid! America sucks!”

Posted on November 10, 2008 by admin

Michael Alix chief risk officer at bear stearns, john carney of clusterstock.com, andrew snyder of contrarianprofits.com, chuck butler of everbank, federal reserve hiring, america sucks, michael alix bank supervision group of the new york federal reserve board senior vice president, tin foil hat club,Michael Alix deserves a huge SNORT

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Rahm Emanuel, Rahm Emmanuel, Rob Emmanuel, Rob Emanuel

Posted on November 5, 2008 by admin

Time for Rahm Emanuel, Rahm Emmanuel, Rob Emmanuel or Rob Emanuel?
However you spell his name - he’s about to be center stage with Barack Obama.
If you’re wanting to understand Rahm Emanuel, there are some important things you need to know before you begin. Just follow these five tips for Rahm Emanuel research.
He’s the DCCC Chairman [...]

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Ode to Madonna and Guy Ritchie…..8 reasons for divorce after 8 years of marriage…

Posted on October 15, 2008 by admin

Poor Madonna. After almost 8 years of marriage, she has called it quits with Guy Ritchie. Here are 8 simple reasons why this marriage was bound for failure from day 1.

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Who should get the “SNORT” this week?

Posted on October 13, 2008 by admin

George Bush, Sara Palin, College Football, Texas beats Oklahoma, Red River Shoot Out, Dow jumps, october 6 day in histor

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Will George Bush Save the Economy- or -Welcome to Socialism?

Posted on October 13, 2008 by admin

A Yahoo report talks about the US Government buying stakes in banks with bailout bill money.
Where, exactly, is this whole financial crisis going?
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