Congratulations John McCain - You’ve officially won the first official “Snort of the Week”
Posted on September 6, 2008 by admin
John McCain, or like the movie “Manchurian Candidate”, John Sidney McCain - you’ve officially just won the first ever “Snort of the Week” on SnortReport.com!
Congratulations! Individuals who are lucky enough to achieve “snort status” get to that point by being of the highest pig character. Oink - oink - oink! (Wink - Wink)
See, if America has to hear another quote along these lines, “And I’ve never passed a pork barrel bill in my 800 years of Congress” - - well John, you get the point. Statements like that just plain STINK. And, they STINK REALLY REALLY BAD. (Especially when the voting record you’ve chosen to follow goes so blatantly against principles of the Constitution.)
So, Mr. beloved John Sidney McCain, because of your impressive ability to lie, cheat and deceive - the wonderful SNORT goes to your candidacy.
Well, that and because somehow you’ve managed to upset the world with your persistent horrendous emails like this one:
— On Fri, 9/5/08, John McCain wrote:
From: John McCain <Alert@partnerorganizations.com>
Subject: 60 Days Until Election Day
To: www.chuckypita.com
Date: Friday, September 5, 2008, 6:45 PM
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Dear Friend,
When I formally accepted our Party’s nomination at the Republican National Convention, I had you and every other American who has rallied to our cause in my heart and on my mind. I thank you, once again, for all you have done.
As we move forward, we enter a new phase in the campaign — the General Election. It will be hard-fought and difficult. The political tide is pulling against our Party and the media is practically giddy in their affectionate coverage of Barack Obama and the Democrats.
The situation is serious but certainly not hopeless. We can win, as we have in the past, if we unite together for these remaining 60 days until the election.
But we must do it now!
I urgently need you to redouble your commitment to our cause by making a secure online contribution of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50 or $25 to provide RNC Victory 2008 the backing it needs as we begin the General Election campaign in earnest.
We need to raise $50 million for Victory 2008 in September alone to keep pace with the Obama-Biden Democrats. These funds are critically important for voter identification, organization and get-out-the-vote efforts that will make all the difference between winning and losing on Election Day.
Remember, in 2000 and 2004, the difference in the election was just a handful of votes in a few precincts in key states. When you consider that $50 is about what it costs to turn-out 150 voters, you can see how every contribution matters.
So please make a secure online contribution of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50 or $25 to RNC Victory 2008 to help our Party kick-off the General Election phase of the campaign with the greatest strength possible.
With your support for RNC Victory 2008 today, we can reform our government and lead America to prosperity and peace. Please let me hear from you soon.
Sincerely,
John McCain
P.S. We have now entered the final phase in the campaign — the General Election. It will be hard-fought and difficult. But I know with friends like you standing with us, we can win on November 4th. The best thing you can do right now to help our Party is to make a secure online contribution of $2,000, $1,000, $500, $250, $100, $50 or $25 to RNC Victory 2008 today. Thank you
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The response?
- Dear John McCain,
I’ve told you on 2 different occasions to never email me again. Yet, here you are. Does your campaign snort crack or snort cocaine?
And, what’s really sad, is you just don’t get it. So, let me repeat what I replied the first 2 times you emailed me:
DO NOT EVER EMAIL ME AGAIN! I WILL NEVER STAND FOR THE LIES AND FILTH OF NEOCON POLITICS.
UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, IN ANY WAY - SHAPE - or FORM WILL VOTES COME YOUR WAY. Can your campaign get that thru their heads or would you prefer a black stamp on the forehead that says, “Hell no!”


When I formally accepted our Party’s nomination at the Republican National Convention, I had you and every other American who has rallied to our cause in my heart and on my mind. I thank you, once again, for all you have done.
Comments (1)
Alicia
September 8th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
Ha! That’s too funny. That pig is pretty catchy… and yes, they do look alike.
I’m thinking you need to go into the “celebrity world” as well.
I’d love to see a Britney Spears picture with that background!
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